I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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Chronicle Books #ad - I could pee on this And Other Poems by Cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating but always lovable.

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats #ad - With titles like "who is that on your lap?, " "nudge, " "this is my chair, " "kneel before Me, " and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs, " the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats.

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I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats

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Chronicle Books #ad - Chronicle Books. There's a new cat in town! this feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I could pee on this, too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, " "Sleeping My Life Away, such as "Welcome New Cat, " and "You Also Live Here.

Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.

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I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

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Chronicle Books #ad - Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, " "i lose my mind when you Leave the House, and their eternal and sometimes misguided effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, " and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, their hidden motives, yes, and, creative genius.

A new york times bestseller? oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Chronicle Books CA. Chronicle Books.

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Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

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Andrews McMeel Publishing #ad - The cat's answer to sorry i pooped in your shoe, sorry i barfed on your bed is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of excuses and suggestions from cats to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done!Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs.

Human cohabitation conundrums. Chronicle Books CA. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships?If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.

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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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Three Rivers Press #ad - Three rivers Press CA. Chronicle Books CA. Used book in Good Condition. Written in a simple q&a format, how to talk to your cat about gun safety answers crucial questions such as, “what is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice.

The cats of america are under siege!  Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You The Oatmeal

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Andrews McMeel Publishing #ad - Three rivers Press CA. Chronicle Books CA. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. Chronicle Books. Mr. Includes pull-out poster!jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you is a hilarious, facts, brilliant offering of comics, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.

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If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Used book in Good Condition. Internet, " and "the bobcats, " "how to Pet a Kitty, " plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. TheOatmeal.

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You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats

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Chronicle Books #ad - Three rivers Press CA. Chronicle Books. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, napping, pondering, and taking notes about the human condition. Chronicle Books.

Chronicle Books CA. How to tell if your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Used book in Good Condition. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You. Whether it's coping with romance, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, surviving a social gathering, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

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I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens

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Chronicle Books #ad - Chronicle Books. Chronicle Books CA. Chronicle Books. How to tell if your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Three rivers Press CA. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No, '" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House, " and "I Will Save You.

I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens #ad - With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them. Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten.

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I Could Pee on This 2019 Wall Calendar

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Chronicle Books #ad - Chronicle Books. How to tell if your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Used book in Good Condition. This collection of paws-itively hilarious poems from the bestselling I Could Pee on This—plus seven new ones—offers a year's worth of witty observations from funny felines. Chronicle Books CA. Three rivers Press CA.

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Cat Butt: An Off-Color Adult Coloring Book for Cat Lovers

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What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?: The Answers to Life’s Everyday Question in 50 F*@#ing Recipes

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Running Press Adult #ad - Three rivers Press CA. If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen!Derived from the incredibly popular and totally addictive website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner. Com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum.

How to tell if your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. Don't like the recipe? simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! making choices is hard, such as: scallop ceviche grilled skirt steak with Chimichurri Red Flannel Hash Vegetarian CassouletNever hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for any occasion, and your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, and your own wishy-washy self.

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